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Anonymous asked: Lamont, would you mind terribly helping me get a spare room ready for Jon and Ben?- Ushio

Not at all, Ushio. I will be right there.

johnnysugar:

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

Oh, very well.

If it will make you give this a rest.

I will call you Jon.

thank you!

fucking FINALLY!

by the way you or her i don’t care which fix up a bedroom and we’ll stay a few days

I will let her know.

It will probably end up being me no matter what.

johnnysugar:

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

Let us not get into this again.

It is tedious.

we’re getting into it until you go along with it

seriously how fucking difficult is it to say jon and not get hit in the face

Oh, very well.

If it will make you give this a rest.

I will call you Jon.

johnnysugar:

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

I will do that.

I suppose I will see you then, Jonathan.

I would prefer you not punch me again.

i would prefer you not call me jonathan

but as long as you keep doing that, well

I do not like nicknames.

And there is only so long I can humor Ushio and not punch back.

johnnysugar:

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

I did not realize this was an argument, but very well.

yeah well

whateverrrrrrr.

it looks like she’s offline so if it wouldn’t be too much trouble for you to pass on a message to her wherever in the house she is with her stupid phone turned off

i saw what she and ben were talking about earlier, and some time within the next couple days he’s going to take some time off whether he likes it or not

we’re coming to visit

prepare yourself

I will do that.

I suppose I will see you then, Jonathan.

I would prefer you not punch me again.

johnnysugar:

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

Just because I am calling her that here does not mean I do not call her Ushio to her face.

It is what she put on her…page…thing. Am I not to refer to her as that?

i think she put it as a joke.

it’s not

whatever this is a stupid argument i’d much rather argue with you about something much more worthwhile

let’s save it for then

I did not realize this was an argument, but very well.

johnnysugar:

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

La petite sorcière showed me how.

They are not as bad as I originally thought.

I still don’t like them.

when the hell are you going to stop calling her that?

i really don’t think she likes it. she’s just putting up with it for your sake.

also it’s just kind of fucking annoying i mean she has a NAME, you know. i call ben princess yeah but i don’t refer to him solely as princess. same logic.

Just because I am calling her that here does not mean I do not call her Ushio to her face.

It is what she put on her…page…thing. Am I not to refer to her as that?

johnnysugar:

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

Bonjour, Jonathan.

I see you’ve noticed.

jesus dick that was the creepiest most ominous thing you could have fucking posted on the internet ever

oh wait that’s actually hilarious

that’s a hilarious joke right there- you, on the internet.

i can’t believe you’re on a computer without having a panic attack.

La petite sorcière showed me how.

They are not as bad as I originally thought.

I still don’t like them.

Bonjour, Jonathan.

I see you’ve noticed.